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Fat Country/Garbage Dick
00:52
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FAT COUNTRY
fast food fuck you that shit is so sick sick sick
fast food fuck you that shit is so sick sick sick
fast food fuck you that shit is so sick sick sick
fast food fuck you that shit is so sick sick sick
I don't eat fast food and you shouldn't tooooo
fast food fuck you that shit is so sick sick sick
fast food fuck you that shit makes me sick!!!!
GARBAGE DICK
I cut off my dick today
and I threw it in the garbage
look closely and count the rings
and you will know how old it was
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Jackin' It
01:14
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i love to cum it is so fun
call me scum call me scum
i love to cum it is so fun
call me scum call me scum
i love to cum it is so fun
call me scum call me scum
i love to cum it is so fun call me scum
iiiiiiiiiiiiii'm jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it
jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it
jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it
jackin it jackin it jackin it WHOOOO!!
i love to cum it is so fun
call me scum call me scum
i love to cum it is so fun
call me scum call me scum
i love to come it is so fun
call me scum call me scum
i love to cum it is so fun call me scum
iiiiiiiiii am so lonely
i'm all alone
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Squidwest
01:21
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we are from the squidwest
squid girls here are the breast
slip of the beak i meant the best
no matter, we're in the squidwest
in the squidwest we got the breast
oops i meant best, fuck all the rest
we are from the squidwest
squid girls here are the breast
slip of the beak boys i meant the best
no matter, we're in the squidwest.
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Stoned to the Bone
00:49
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stoned to the bone!
stoned to the bone!
stoned to the bone!
stoned to the bone!
HEY!HEY!HEY!
call up all your friends tonight
cause we're gonna get high
gonna eat all the sugar in sight
HEY!HEY!
call up all your friends tonight
cause we're gonna get high
gonna eat all the sugar in sight
stoned to the bone!
stoned to the bone!
stoned to the bone!
stoned to the bone!
HEY!HEY!HEY!
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praise cheesus crust
pizza in my gut, pizza out my butt
praise cheesus crust
pizza in my gut, pizza out my butt OH
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Mr. Pee Pants
00:52
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i went to fart but i pissed my pants oh!
i'm so embarrassed
why did i do that
i am a growned up
who just pissed his pants
just call me mr pee pants just call me mr pee pants
i'm so embarrassed
why did i do that
i am a growned up
who just pissed his pants
just call me mr pee pants just call me mr pee pants
just call me mr pee pants just call me mr pee pants
NO MORE REFILLS i'm done with those
NO MORE REFILLS i'm done with those
NO MORE REFILLS i'm done with those
NO MORE REFILLS i'm done with those
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you blew it, he knew it
you played the goddamn game wrong stupid
you blew it, he knew it
you played the goddamn game wrong stupid
Judd Nelson for the win, are you fucking kidding
Judd Nelson for the win, you must be joking
IT'S TIC TAC TOE YOU FUCKING JACKASS
BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man
BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man
BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man
BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man
you blew it, he knew it
you played the goddamn game wrong stupid
you blew it, he knew it
you played the goddamn game wrong stupid
Judd Nelson for the win, are you fucking kidding
Judd Nelson for the win, you must be joking
IT'S TIC TAC TOE YOU FUCKING JACKASS
BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man
BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man
BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man
BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man
he never should of been fired from
the Hollywood Squares
he never should of been fired from
the Hollywood Squares
he never should of been fired from
the Hollywood Squares
he never should of been fired from
the Hollywood Squares.
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Butt Puppet
00:50
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i am a puppet i am a puppet
stick your hand up my butt
i am a puppet i am a puppet
stick your hand up my butt
i am a puppet i am a puppet
stick you hand up my butt
i am a puppet i am a puppet
stick your hand up my butt
joke's on you joke's on you
you fist buttholes you fist buttholes
joke's on you joke's on you
you fist buttholes you fist buttholes
joke's on you joke's on you
you fist buttholes you fist butthole
joke's on you joke's on you
YOUR HAND SMELLS LIKE SHIT!
ha ha ha ha ha ha
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I Voted for Mulder
01:24
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I voted for Mulder
I voted for Mulder
I voted for Mulder
I believe in aliens and now i'm gonna find one
do you believe in aliens (yeah!) then let's go find one
do you believe in aliens (yeah!) then let's go find one
i believe in aliens and now i'm gonna find one
i believe in aliens and now i'm gonna find one
do you believe in aliens (yeah!) then let's go find one
do you believe in aliens (yeah!) then let's go find one
i believe in aliens and now i'm gonna find one
aliens are out there
and the truth is out there
i voted for Mulder
cause aliens are out there
aliens are out there yes they are
aliens are out there yes they are
aliens are out there yes they are
yes i do believe
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pack up the cooler this'll be so sick
don't forget root beer this'll be so sick
there is a hot chick this'll be so sick
LET'S FUCKING SURF
On second thought i don't want to die
on second thought i might start to cry
on second thought i don't want to die
on second thought i might start to cry
i never learned how to surf
this was such a bad idea
i never learned how to surf
this was such a bad idea
i never learned how to surf
this was such a bad idea
i never learned how to surf
this was such a bad idea
i'm going to die out here dressed like a giant black condom.
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Kuloolu Records Champaign, Illinois
Champaign, IL based label with a DIY ethic and an affinity for cassette tapes.
My name is Jake.
I wanted to release music that I like so I took the action to launch this label. I look forward to bringing tunes to your ears with tremendous help from amazing bands.
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