Gnargoyle - Fast Food (KLR​-​003)

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1st pressing is 25 copies on a green tint shell with hot pink j card and hand stamped A and B side markers. Get these suckas hot off the presses!

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released June 10, 2014

12 trax of junk punk from the beaches of Champaign-Urbana.

All of these songs are very smart and very funny.

Listen to these songz while you are skateboarding away from a car you just set on fire.

Gnargoyle is chris, derrin, ivan, and jake.

Gnarly Charlie lives in us all.

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Kuloolu Records Champaign, Illinois

Champaign, IL based label with a DIY ethic and an affinity for cassette tapes.

My name is Jake. I wanted to release music that I like so I took the action to launch this label. I look forward to bringing tunes to your ears with tremendous help from amazing bands.

Most all physical releases are $3.

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Track Name: Fat Country/Garbage Dick
FAT COUNTRY
fast food fuck you that shit is so sick sick sick
fast food fuck you that shit is so sick sick sick
fast food fuck you that shit is so sick sick sick
fast food fuck you that shit is so sick sick sick
I don't eat fast food and you shouldn't tooooo
fast food fuck you that shit is so sick sick sick
fast food fuck you that shit makes me sick!!!!

GARBAGE DICK
I cut off my dick today
and I threw it in the garbage
look closely and count the rings
and you will know how old it was
Track Name: Jackin' It
i love to cum it is so fun
call me scum call me scum
i love to cum it is so fun
call me scum call me scum
i love to cum it is so fun
call me scum call me scum
i love to cum it is so fun call me scum

iiiiiiiiiiiiii'm jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it
jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it
jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it
jackin it jackin it jackin it WHOOOO!!

i love to cum it is so fun
call me scum call me scum
i love to cum it is so fun
call me scum call me scum
i love to come it is so fun
call me scum call me scum
i love to cum it is so fun call me scum

iiiiiiiiii am so lonely
i'm all alone
Track Name: Squidwest
we are from the squidwest
squid girls here are the breast
slip of the beak i meant the best
no matter, we're in the squidwest

in the squidwest we got the breast
oops i meant best, fuck all the rest

we are from the squidwest
squid girls here are the breast
slip of the beak boys i meant the best
no matter, we're in the squidwest.
Track Name: Stoned to the Bone
stoned to the bone!
stoned to the bone!
stoned to the bone!
stoned to the bone!

HEY!HEY!HEY!

call up all your friends tonight
cause we're gonna get high
gonna eat all the sugar in sight
HEY!HEY!
call up all your friends tonight
cause we're gonna get high
gonna eat all the sugar in sight

stoned to the bone!
stoned to the bone!
stoned to the bone!
stoned to the bone!
HEY!HEY!HEY!
Track Name: Shred the Gnar
shred the gnar!

play laser tag tonight
or maybe burn a car
who gives a fuck
shred the gnar

all you fellas, SHRED THE GNAR
all you ladies, SHRED THE GNAR
all you trannies, SHRED THE GNAR
everybody, SHRED THE GNAR
Track Name: Praise Be to Cheesus Crust
praise cheesus crust

pizza in my gut, pizza out my butt

praise cheesus crust

pizza in my gut, pizza out my butt OH
Track Name: Mr. Pee Pants
i went to fart but i pissed my pants oh!
i'm so embarrassed
why did i do that
i am a growned up
who just pissed his pants

just call me mr pee pants just call me mr pee pants

i'm so embarrassed
why did i do that
i am a growned up
who just pissed his pants

just call me mr pee pants just call me mr pee pants
just call me mr pee pants just call me mr pee pants

NO MORE REFILLS i'm done with those
NO MORE REFILLS i'm done with those
NO MORE REFILLS i'm done with those
NO MORE REFILLS i'm done with those
Track Name: Judd Nelson for the Win?!
you blew it, he knew it
you played the goddamn game wrong stupid
you blew it, he knew it
you played the goddamn game wrong stupid
Judd Nelson for the win, are you fucking kidding
Judd Nelson for the win, you must be joking

IT'S TIC TAC TOE YOU FUCKING JACKASS

BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man
BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man
BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man
BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man

you blew it, he knew it
you played the goddamn game wrong stupid
you blew it, he knew it
you played the goddamn game wrong stupid
Judd Nelson for the win, are you fucking kidding
Judd Nelson for the win, you must be joking

IT'S TIC TAC TOE YOU FUCKING JACKASS

BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man
BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man
BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man
BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man

he never should of been fired from
the Hollywood Squares
he never should of been fired from
the Hollywood Squares
he never should of been fired from
the Hollywood Squares
he never should of been fired from
the Hollywood Squares.
Track Name: Butt Puppet
i am a puppet i am a puppet
stick your hand up my butt
i am a puppet i am a puppet
stick your hand up my butt
i am a puppet i am a puppet
stick you hand up my butt
i am a puppet i am a puppet
stick your hand up my butt

joke's on you joke's on you
you fist buttholes you fist buttholes
joke's on you joke's on you
you fist buttholes you fist buttholes
joke's on you joke's on you
you fist buttholes you fist butthole
joke's on you joke's on you
YOUR HAND SMELLS LIKE SHIT!

ha ha ha ha ha ha
Track Name: I Voted for Mulder
I voted for Mulder
I voted for Mulder
I voted for Mulder

I believe in aliens and now i'm gonna find one
do you believe in aliens (yeah!) then let's go find one
do you believe in aliens (yeah!) then let's go find one
i believe in aliens and now i'm gonna find one

i believe in aliens and now i'm gonna find one
do you believe in aliens (yeah!) then let's go find one
do you believe in aliens (yeah!) then let's go find one
i believe in aliens and now i'm gonna find one

aliens are out there
and the truth is out there
i voted for Mulder
cause aliens are out there

aliens are out there yes they are
aliens are out there yes they are
aliens are out there yes they are
yes i do believe
Track Name: Never Learned How to Surf
pack up the cooler this'll be so sick
don't forget root beer this'll be so sick
there is a hot chick this'll be so sick
LET'S FUCKING SURF

On second thought i don't want to die
on second thought i might start to cry
on second thought i don't want to die
on second thought i might start to cry

i never learned how to surf
this was such a bad idea
i never learned how to surf
this was such a bad idea
i never learned how to surf
this was such a bad idea
i never learned how to surf
this was such a bad idea

i'm going to die out here dressed like a giant black condom.