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Gnargoyle - Fast Food (KLR​-​003)

by Kuloolu Records

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FAT COUNTRY fast food fuck you that shit is so sick sick sick fast food fuck you that shit is so sick sick sick fast food fuck you that shit is so sick sick sick fast food fuck you that shit is so sick sick sick I don't eat fast food and you shouldn't tooooo fast food fuck you that shit is so sick sick sick fast food fuck you that shit makes me sick!!!! GARBAGE DICK I cut off my dick today and I threw it in the garbage look closely and count the rings and you will know how old it was
2.
Jackin' It 01:14
i love to cum it is so fun call me scum call me scum i love to cum it is so fun call me scum call me scum i love to cum it is so fun call me scum call me scum i love to cum it is so fun call me scum iiiiiiiiiiiiii'm jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin it WHOOOO!! i love to cum it is so fun call me scum call me scum i love to cum it is so fun call me scum call me scum i love to come it is so fun call me scum call me scum i love to cum it is so fun call me scum iiiiiiiiii am so lonely i'm all alone
3.
Squidwest 01:21
we are from the squidwest squid girls here are the breast slip of the beak i meant the best no matter, we're in the squidwest in the squidwest we got the breast oops i meant best, fuck all the rest we are from the squidwest squid girls here are the breast slip of the beak boys i meant the best no matter, we're in the squidwest.
4.
stoned to the bone! stoned to the bone! stoned to the bone! stoned to the bone! HEY!HEY!HEY! call up all your friends tonight cause we're gonna get high gonna eat all the sugar in sight HEY!HEY! call up all your friends tonight cause we're gonna get high gonna eat all the sugar in sight stoned to the bone! stoned to the bone! stoned to the bone! stoned to the bone! HEY!HEY!HEY!
5.
praise cheesus crust pizza in my gut, pizza out my butt praise cheesus crust pizza in my gut, pizza out my butt OH
6.
i went to fart but i pissed my pants oh! i'm so embarrassed why did i do that i am a growned up who just pissed his pants just call me mr pee pants just call me mr pee pants i'm so embarrassed why did i do that i am a growned up who just pissed his pants just call me mr pee pants just call me mr pee pants just call me mr pee pants just call me mr pee pants NO MORE REFILLS i'm done with those NO MORE REFILLS i'm done with those NO MORE REFILLS i'm done with those NO MORE REFILLS i'm done with those
7.
you blew it, he knew it you played the goddamn game wrong stupid you blew it, he knew it you played the goddamn game wrong stupid Judd Nelson for the win, are you fucking kidding Judd Nelson for the win, you must be joking IT'S TIC TAC TOE YOU FUCKING JACKASS BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man you blew it, he knew it you played the goddamn game wrong stupid you blew it, he knew it you played the goddamn game wrong stupid Judd Nelson for the win, are you fucking kidding Judd Nelson for the win, you must be joking IT'S TIC TAC TOE YOU FUCKING JACKASS BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT! Goldthwait's the man he never should of been fired from the Hollywood Squares he never should of been fired from the Hollywood Squares he never should of been fired from the Hollywood Squares he never should of been fired from the Hollywood Squares.
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Butt Puppet 00:50
i am a puppet i am a puppet stick your hand up my butt i am a puppet i am a puppet stick your hand up my butt i am a puppet i am a puppet stick you hand up my butt i am a puppet i am a puppet stick your hand up my butt joke's on you joke's on you you fist buttholes you fist buttholes joke's on you joke's on you you fist buttholes you fist buttholes joke's on you joke's on you you fist buttholes you fist butthole joke's on you joke's on you YOUR HAND SMELLS LIKE SHIT! ha ha ha ha ha ha
9.
I voted for Mulder I voted for Mulder I voted for Mulder I believe in aliens and now i'm gonna find one do you believe in aliens (yeah!) then let's go find one do you believe in aliens (yeah!) then let's go find one i believe in aliens and now i'm gonna find one i believe in aliens and now i'm gonna find one do you believe in aliens (yeah!) then let's go find one do you believe in aliens (yeah!) then let's go find one i believe in aliens and now i'm gonna find one aliens are out there and the truth is out there i voted for Mulder cause aliens are out there aliens are out there yes they are aliens are out there yes they are aliens are out there yes they are yes i do believe
10.
pack up the cooler this'll be so sick don't forget root beer this'll be so sick there is a hot chick this'll be so sick LET'S FUCKING SURF On second thought i don't want to die on second thought i might start to cry on second thought i don't want to die on second thought i might start to cry i never learned how to surf this was such a bad idea i never learned how to surf this was such a bad idea i never learned how to surf this was such a bad idea i never learned how to surf this was such a bad idea i'm going to die out here dressed like a giant black condom.

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1st pressing is 25 copies on a green tint shell with hot pink j card and hand stamped A and B side markers. Get these suckas hot off the presses!

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released June 10, 2014

12 trax of junk punk from the beaches of Champaign-Urbana.

All of these songs are very smart and very funny.

Listen to these songz while you are skateboarding away from a car you just set on fire.

Gnargoyle is chris, derrin, ivan, and jake.

Gnarly Charlie lives in us all.

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Kuloolu Records Champaign, Illinois

Champaign, IL based label with a DIY ethic and an affinity for cassette tapes.

My name is Jake. I wanted to release music that I like so I took the action to launch this label. I look forward to bringing tunes to your ears with tremendous help from amazing bands.

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